I wrote a hit play

I don't have often, but when I do I like it...

2009-02-07T15:07:00.000-06:00

and on those days when I do, I look mi-t-sharp. and smell like a motherfucker, too. thanks to my wetshaving regimen. [Posted with iBlogger from my iPhone]

is this thing on?

2009-02-06T18:09:00.000-06:00

this is a test of my spiffy new iblogger app....did someone order a lovebürger? ....well done?[Posted with iBlogger from my iPhone]

hi. remember me?

2008-12-22T21:00:00.002-06:00

if I had a bumper sticker it would read:my other car is a Boeing widebodybut that would totally ruin my Internet ferrari.

catch me if you can

2008-10-20T22:34:00.000-05:00

with sunday's flight on a 757-200 I have managed to fly in each aircraft type on continental's fleet this year. I can't wait for the 787 coming in 2010.

flying machine

2008-09-30T15:31:00.000-05:00

tomorrow I fly to austin, and friday I fly to denver.go horns and go me.

fijate bien donde pisas

2008-07-31T15:47:00.000-05:00

I should be sitting in the front cabin of a plane bound for bogota, colombia right now. but I am not.eh, I didn't want to deal with the mandatory customs inspections on my way back anyway.so I leave you with a song by juanes that should be on your itunes list"gotas de agua dulce"

because I'm lazy

2008-07-01T20:42:00.000-05:00

this song is about a voyeurismsoda stereo "persiana americana"this song is about stepping on land mines -- figuratively and literallyjuanes "fijate bien"best g-unit radio freestyleg-unit "g-unit"

2008-06-05T09:49:00.000-05:00

you knew I couldn't stay put for long:Activity Date Description Mileage 06/01/2008 Continental XXXX 3,390 05/31/2008 Continental XXXX 3,390the return trip doesn't really count. I still flew a shit ton this month. I need to stand on the sidelines for a while and let my butt unflatten.

rocket man

2008-05-22T13:40:00.000-05:00

tomorrow I leave for swinging london to spend memorial day weekend. I have no set plans, haven't even packed, but my ticket has been purchased and at 6:25pm central I will have checked in online.this ain't no trip to cleveland.may 2008 has so far been my most prolific travel month. at the completion of my journey I will have logged 23,228 miles. 1,673.55 miles shy of the earth's circumference

27 dresses

2008-05-13T16:39:00.001-05:00

I just found out this is what I'll be watching on my way to london.don't fuckin' spoil it for me

tim's bachelor party

2008-04-18T11:03:00.000-05:00

hi. this afternoon big dick chainey returns to nola. we have no set plans for this evening, other than do our customary bar crawl while exchanging flying high fives.tomorrow we go an airboat swamp tour. every excited.I'll report back when I return from the 504.

...because I'm lazy

2008-04-07T18:35:00.000-05:00

what I liketaylor of old bond street lavender shaving creamstaub la cocotte (in "playah please" black)shure earbudsdecantersrei dividendsbacon wrapped shrimplistening to: "pain" by tupacin my opinion, his most underrated piece.

what I like

2008-03-25T19:47:00.000-05:00

lucchese classicsmy merkinmetal collar staysthe macallanjesus phoneplaya del carmeni10 west to 71flying

figures...

2008-01-07T01:30:00.000-06:00

managed to dodge all sorts of nasty bugs during the month of december despite: intercontinental air travel, make out sessions, excessive drinking and terminal boredom at work.this cold is going to keep me from going back to the gym. and hitting the bars tomorrow for the bcs national championship game in nola.anyway...I'm spinning:arcade fire "intervention"I'm sipping:highland park 18

do I make you horny?

2007-12-25T05:13:00.000-06:00

I get rid of the beef like vegetarians

2007-12-19T18:38:00.000-06:00

rather than raise a stink about having my bag being delayed on my EWR-IAH flight, I let them compensate me for my troubles. they know I'm all about stackin' bank, everyday so they are sending me a very generous travel voucher for the slight inconvenience. I'd like to think my elite status had nothing to do with the decision, since when I was a pleb non-elite I got no compensation for the time I

busted!

2007-11-26T16:10:00.000-06:00

the hot nurse busted me taking a picture of her with my phone to send to a friend. thank jeebus, a medical professional was around this past friday. not because I was drunk. rather, to tend to the abortion of a game the horns played.bah.

songs that you should be spinning

2007-10-01T20:40:00.000-05:00

where do you go to (my lovely)a peter sarstedt original. this song reminds me of kate. very elegant and fashionable.how can I tell youeveryone needs a little classic pre-yusuf islam cat stevens.I believe in youen el muella de san blasyou don't need me to translate to understand the beauty of this song

how did that get in there?

2007-09-28T12:17:00.000-05:00

I decided to fire up the ipod and pop the earbuds on and close the door to the office. tuning everyone out so I can get some last minute work done before leaving for austin.somehow, "texas time travelin'" snuck into my ipod. I'm nostalgic for those times in austin when I was a freshman.maybe I'll just stay up there and not come back this weekend....I just might

1st tailgate

2007-09-12T09:16:00.000-05:00

I think he liked it. or maybe he just likes laughing at his godfather. check out my shoe to the left.

rip

2007-09-06T21:51:00.000-05:00

pagliacci weeps

just waking up in the morning. gotta thank god...

2007-08-30T08:50:00.000-05:00

I don't know, but today seemed kinda odd.I woke up totally refreshed. maybe my new über pillow juiced me up. oh no. today is the first day of college football season. silly me for forgetting.on the slate is a trip to sto's to catch lsu vs. the bulldogs of missippissi state. we'll pound some beers and maybe bust out the wii.tomorrow, I'm officially putting in half a day of work before bolting

wrapped up like a burrito...

2007-08-25T11:16:00.000-05:00

for now this will have to do until lojo grows into his colt mccoy jersey

do not operate heavy machinery...

2007-08-21T07:50:00.000-05:00

the blurry vision, bloated gut, slurred speech and irritability point to me being allergic to beer. I experience all those symptoms when I consume.especially the irritability. next time I'm on a dinner date and a girl tells me how terrible her life is and how the only reason her lady boss wants to fire her is because she intimidates her, I swear I'm going to choke, drown and electrocute michael

I will never go back to the armadillo palace...

2007-08-05T14:10:00.000-05:00

unless it is to stomp on the colon of the meathead bouncer they had working the gate yesterday.my early evening started by picking up sto from his house and blowing down studemont. as soon as I spotted ali b. and her barflies enjoying white linen night I laid on the horn and stuck my head out the window and yelled, "put some mustard on that hot dog!!!"we are going to meet up later -- or so I

poor lojo

2007-08-02T14:20:00.000-05:00

my godson is having surgery. yep, at 6 months he's having general anesthesia for a simple procedure. crazy.I'm such a bad godfather for not being able to attend. and even worse for allowing him to be subject to the abuse of having to wear a reggie bush jersey.someone hook me with a link to a vy jersey.

maturing like a fine scotch whisky...

2007-07-19T22:55:00.000-05:00

and my friends seems to have picked up on it as well:[blockquote]fromJ P hide details Jul 18 (1 day ago) to@gmail.com>dateJul 18, 2007 10:38 AMsubjectRe: Vegas Nice! We have got to hit up Vegas together this winter and make it rain.[/blockquote]I have matured from merely spending g's. nowadays, I make it rain.and if you got a problem with that, you had better grab an umbrella.

it goes all the way up to eleven...

2007-07-10T09:08:00.000-05:00

a quick glance at my personal calendar shows not a single free weekend for a while.now I know what an out of town vegas call girls feels like.

I wish I were in mobile, alabama...

2007-06-26T10:53:00.000-05:00

...where the skies are so blue.it has been about a fortnight since I've fired up this motherfucker. my lack of updating can be attributed the amount of domestic and international jet-setting I've been engaging in as of late. yes, I've visiting such fashionable establishments such as: the chicha stand on the corner of the sabana grande metro station in caracas, the warehouse district in laredo,

ryan adams fans

2007-06-08T12:05:00.000-05:00

listen to his cover "down in a hole". originally by alice in chains.

monkeys fly out of where?

2007-05-24T16:57:00.000-05:00

so I was just having a conversation with a client about his apiary. who knew that aside from being a pilot this guy also moonlights as a beekeeper hobbist:me: wait, you want to build a what in your backyard?him: an apiaryme: hmm, interestinghim: I finally followed through on one of my harebrained ideas and now I have a pair of brand new hives full of russian beesme: oh, THAT kind of apiary. I

happy birthday VY

2007-05-18T09:48:00.000-05:00

today I will take half a day off to celebrate the birth of my personal jesus: vincent paul young.

you know I keep it hip-hop

2007-05-16T10:47:00.000-05:00

today, I'm sporting a set of mizuno wave renegade 3 kicks. renegade 'cause that's how I roll.they look utterly speedy -- and sexy -- on my feet.derrty derrty you know how I do.

kiss the ring

2007-05-07T10:14:00.000-05:00

I'm going to be the godfather of this childscary.seriously. this is better at attracting chicks than having a puppy. I can't wait to babysit in austin. I'm going to be unstoppable.

kurt vonnegut is dead

2007-04-12T08:22:00.000-05:00

so it goes

arriba los machos!

2007-04-09T13:50:00.000-05:00

this is pretty much, in a nutshell, how my trip to mexico wentI must have requested that song from 6 or 9 different mariachis during my stay...

update: pending

2007-04-04T21:09:00.000-05:00

a proper post will be published as soon as photogs are forwarded to me.hang on to your nipples because it is something you wouldn't want to miss.

hasta luego...

2007-03-27T08:43:00.000-05:00

I'm going to mexico. be back next week...unless the federales have something to say about it.

today I will do nothing

2007-03-16T10:06:00.000-05:00

so far I have done:- skipped breakfast- helped the detailer wheel out the new helicopter -- which get dirtied up later when we take it outthat is it.I'm just wasting time until the tip-off tonight. I'm skipped the trip up to college station, because I'm not certain if they'll allow me to rappel directly down onto the heights sports lounge roof to watch the game.var dd1 = new YAHOO.util.DDProxy('

it's a boy!

2007-03-13T13:55:00.000-05:00

stacy + ryan delivered a boy this morning at 4:20am.I'll let the emails tell the story...try to keep up:Nathan hide details 8:22 am (5 hours ago) todateMar 13, 2007 8:22 AMsubjectLittle Wxxxxxxxxxxxmailed-bygmail.comLittle boy Wxxxxx was born this morning at 4:20AM, kid you not. At 7 lbs, 12 oz, and a 11" donger. The new nino does have a name yet so there will be a naming contest on the JB and

I an not a mexicam!...

2007-03-05T13:37:00.000-06:00

so yeah, the houston mexican consulate is open from 8am-12pm monday-friday.the u.s. embassy in mexico, d.f. operates from 9am-2pm & 3pm-5pmI don't know what point I'm trying to make, but I find that to be quite hilarious

some irishman

2007-01-25T14:29:00.000-06:00

account of a friend's encounter with a pretty cool guy:From: "xx, xxxx" To:Subject: Some Irishman...Date: Thu, 25 Jan 2007 10:10:45 -0500So some guy calls up and asks us for a meeting. He had a pretty thick Irish accent so it was difficult to understand him. We eventually figured out that he wanted to discuss sending money to Africa for AIDS relief. The guy also asked if we could arrange to

preventive measures have been taken...

2007-01-23T14:12:00.000-06:00

as part of the final phase of my pre-nola trip. I just swallowed 32 oz. of gumbo to help my stomach adjust to the cajun cuisine shock and awe campaign I'm about to unleash on it. this weekend I loaded up on a week's supply of vodka, bourbon, olives and penicillin. my liver -- and soon my stomach -- is primed and ready.I don't have to tell you that the prognosis for the quarter is grim. it

I must protect this house...

2007-01-15T14:28:00.000-06:00

say hello to the newest under armour tactical vendor.click-clack

ready to carve 2007 a new one...

2007-01-01T16:58:00.000-06:00

I currently find myself with a knife in one hand and a champagne flute in the other. no. I'm not suicidal. on the contrary, just merely practicing my saberingcheers...*hic*

sunday, bloody, sunday...

2006-12-18T00:53:00.000-06:00

yep, I just got home...from work.bleh

does not compute...

2006-12-13T12:57:00.000-06:00

how is someone not able to enjoy sweet tea?that is about as repulsive as hearing that your wildest fantasy is being tag teamed by ruben studdard and courtney love.

dude, your getting a ...

2006-12-07T19:22:00.000-06:00

seriously. if I get another hit from a search for my favorite dellionaire, sparkle titsworth, from dell.com I'm going to lose it.

simple math problem...

2006-12-07T16:54:00.000-06:00

what is 3% off $3m?apparently not enough for some people to look outside their stupid box to rectify their own sheer laziness.

too much happy juice

2006-11-27T16:28:00.000-06:00

was had saturday night.holy shit. 4 new numbers managed to be added to my phone.

toms up, hens down

2006-11-22T18:55:00.000-06:00

anyone know where I can locate a thawed turkey at 6:48pm? not that I've been my typical procastinating self. rather I've been too busy since monday to shop.I tried central market early, and of course, they are sold out.

jagshemash

2006-11-10T16:49:00.000-06:00

I'm going to see borat tonight. by myself if I have to.chenquieh

poopie mcshitpants

2006-11-07T16:05:00.000-06:00

call it a case of life imitating art. my friend, who shall remain nameless totally SHIT his pants saturday night at the game. everytime that memory crosses my mind I turn beet red, not from embarrassment.I want you to see how close our episode resembled a similarly sordid scene from along came polly:sandy: reuben, I'm in a situation here. we have to leave now.reuben: no. can we stay a couple

as soon as I can figure out how to make ringtones...

2006-11-02T16:31:00.000-06:00

the following heavy rotation songs will be the latest addition to my phone:we fly high -- jim jonesstuntin' like my daddy -- lil' wayne & baby aka tha numbah one stunnahpush it -- rick rossforeign rides. outside. is like showbiz

yesssss!

2006-10-30T22:24:00.000-06:00

reese witherspoon and ryan phillippe are done. of course, I'm fully prepared to be reese's rebound stud en route to her more abusive relationships with men who aren't as sensitive to a woman's needs as I am.

rack me...

2006-10-26T12:10:00.000-05:00

so apparently there's a bit of concern among the troops regarding the time overlap of the horns' game on saturday with the first shower for nathan and leigh.the following email exchange just took place:From: T** B***** <******@gmail.com> Mailed-By: gmail.comTo: bunch of dudesDate: Oct 26, 2006 11:49 AMSubject: game vs partayHow is this party Saturday revolving around a 6pm kickoff? Game watching

lazy sunday

2006-10-22T10:51:00.000-05:00

can't remember the last time I spent an entire weekend in the h. oh yeah, the rice game. silly me.I don't know what to do with myself. might check out some smokers. hit up the galleria to buy a present for yet another wedding shower. or I might find me an old japanese lady skilled in the art of origami to fold my flat ass feet back into shape.

due for an overhaul

2006-10-19T18:09:00.000-05:00

I need a foot massage. if my feet were any flatter I'd have to go training bra shopping for them.

happiest place on earth...

2006-10-16T09:29:00.000-05:00

is about to get a taste of me. if all goes well I won't be doing too much conferencing in this conference. sadly, the golf clubs are staying home. see you in a week.

there goes my bevo...

2006-10-11T06:26:00.000-05:00

sunshine express aka bevo viii, was put down on monday.I'll miss you, buddy.

survived...

2006-10-10T15:30:00.000-05:00

yet another red river shootout. however, the same could not be said of my larynx. the little bugger finally came back to me yesterday.texas:28-10primo's fish tacos -- friday night pre-game meal two years in a row; two wins agains the refugees from the north. coincidence?chicks at the loondrinks at the loonjorts!new jumbotron at the cotton bowlad having a losing record against texasou:

2006-10-04T12:21:00.000-05:00

deet-ditty-deet-deet. this just in...ou sucks

aye, get ya shouldah shawty...

2006-10-03T11:52:00.000-05:00

between the hours of 3:14am-3:53am or 4:09am-4:32am this past saturday morning I managed to fuck up my right shoulder. I discovered it when I tried to soap my left shoulder in the shower -- after the booze and endorphins wore off. this unfortunate injury has rendered me useless.I cannot lay on the couch. luckily, I'm still able to shift the gears on my internet ferrari. I'm hoping to get

gangsta/wanksta

2006-10-02T07:36:00.000-05:00

gangsta: back porch of star barwanksta: kate's coworkersgangsta: roppolo's pizzeria cart parked in front of little woodrow'swanksta: nathan eating half of my slicegangsta: $127.87 tabwanksta: checking out the olive oyl feet belonging to one of kate's coworkers when I dropped the pen next to her boatsgangsta: vitamin water and tamale housewanksta: having to wait on kate and leigh to roll out of

this fuckin' sucks...

2006-09-27T09:24:00.000-05:00

I wish I had known that the gallant knight was closing. I would have payed my last respects last night.the back chain link fence claimed many of my slacks when trying to sneak in in my younger, and more foolish days.

2006-09-25T09:33:00.000-05:00

yeah, you know me...lacing this post with a chorus twist from a rap song 'cause I'm short on time 'cause I'm naughty by nature, not 'cause I hate cha.got together with some friends friday after I rolled into town. they had a fresh out of the oven shrimp pie waiting for me. now, that's service. their house was unusually still because their dog was boarded for the week. they were leaving for

2006-09-19T10:16:00.000-05:00

shakira, shakira...more than half of the office is starting to trickle out as I type to attend the shakira concert. nevermind that it starts at 7:30pm. I started tailgating for the ohio state @ texas massacre at 6:30am for a 7pm kickoff, I should be one to talk. if using the stan standard they should have floated the first keg by now and be lighting their first cigar of the day. it's hard out

2006-09-01T10:31:00.000-05:00

and so it begins 2006-07...the time of the year I live for

2006-08-28T23:34:00.000-05:00

meh...I'll be in vegas late november-early december.college football season starts this weekend. and so will my social life.I keep getting mail for some dude named "adam" from bank of america, despite my numerous "RETURN TO SENDER" letters I return to the mailbitch.don't know what breakfast casserole is, but stacy is making some saturday morning. love sec girls.sec girl I went out with on

2006-08-24T11:15:00.000-05:00

laugh on demand...okay, so last night I went on one of the crummiest first dates I've been on in... well, a while. at one point, the girl asked me what it sounds like when I laugh. to which I stupidly replied, "I don't really know. I mean, I laugh like a jackass when I'm enjoying myself." not that this was necessarily a bad response, but it was a bit lacking in tact. it didn't matter, since

2006-08-22T10:00:00.000-05:00

camera adds 10 lbswhile this might be true for people, it certainly does not apply to fish. just saw the photogs from the trip this weekend and the fish look....well like a strung out nicole richie.I'll post some photog later if I get home at a decent hour. yeah right.

2006-08-14T15:03:00.000-05:00

reason why I won't go to hell...so about two years ago I was on my way out of this nursing home when I saw this older woman walking out. she had a walker -- you know, with the tennis balls on the feet -- and a bag. she looked like she was struggling so I made an offer to help her which she graciously accepted. anyway, I help her to her car and I asked, "do you have any family in on this side

2006-08-13T22:48:00.000-05:00

here's a picture of my..."son". if I'm going to be accused of having a hidden "wife" and "kid" I might as well show y'all what they look like in case they are running around town "cheating" on me.

2006-08-09T10:25:00.000-05:00

I'm an adulterer...ok, not really... this is what happened:a few weeks ago, some friends from austin came in for the cards vs. astros series. after a game we ended up at a sushi restaurant where we befriended the table next to us. they invited us to join them at the after dinner party at pub fiction. it was supposed to be 2 married couples and myself. now, doesn't that sound like fun? 5th

2006-08-07T22:14:00.000-05:00

under construction...or something

2006-08-07T14:22:00.000-05:00

hot as shitI don't know how people lived in the south before a/c. I think that's why life is slower here (although much less so now). when it's hot and there's no a/c, there's nothing you can do but sit as still as you can and fan yourself. and drink iced tea or lemonade. it's not culture, it's necessity.maybe this is why I'm a big fan of old homes. you know those big houses with high

2006-08-04T11:09:00.000-05:00

I have been poisoned...by our receptionist. she brought a stack of crepes and I must have had one that was laced with soap. can't get the taste out of my mouth and I think it is starting to foam. if I didn't have to fly today I'd go home to start pounding some whiskey and puff on a few cigars to reset my palate. because the flat pepsi I found in the warehouse fridge certainly didn't do the

2006-08-02T21:14:00.000-05:00

whoops, somebody got axed today...screen cap of this afternoon's online edition of the austin american statesmanclicky (accidental nudity, not safe for work)yet another reason why I can't wait to move back to austin. this type of shit never happens in houston.

2006-08-02T02:09:00.000-05:00

do I know you?next time you take a girl to a bar with the objective to interract and perhaps tricking her into peeling off her pants be sure that your fan club won't be meeting there that same night.fuckers.

2006-08-01T16:21:00.000-05:00

wsopdo you follow poker? I don't. but my friend won a seat and it still in. haven't had much of a chance to talk to him, but he said there's a good chance he might be on tv. I guess I'll have to struggle through the damn broadcast on espn.

2006-07-28T11:46:00.000-05:00

can't live without...metal collar staysdrifit t-shirtsag jeanslucchese classicscrocsand because I'm too lazy to trek to target to buy handsoap refills, oil-free acne wash

2006-07-25T21:56:00.000-05:00

filler postbecause everyone knows that I prefer to post about random bullshit than to update y'all on actual events going on in my life. so tonight I give you some tasty youtube videos. enjoy.buena vista social club "chan chan". it is a beautiful song about two characters, juanica and chan chan. it was written by compay segundo, who is the guitar player wearing the fedora.jerry jeff walker "

2006-07-19T15:45:00.000-05:00

see ya, byeour project guys are dropping like flies at work. I’ve never eaten more bad ice cream cake or been to more painfully awkward goodbye lunches in my life. and I can’t stop myself. as soon as the person says their final farewells and is halfway down the hall for that last ride down to the airport. I’m already standing in their cube, arms akimbo, surveying the mess. I’m not looking to

2006-07-13T00:26:00.000-05:00

I'm in the dark hereee!I hadn’t had any lighting in the downstairs bathroom -- I hung a "women" sign on the door as a crafty deterrent since I know the people that work downstairs are all male -- for a few days and I assumed it was a burnt bulb. my hope that someone else in the building would call maintenance and complain so I wouldn’t have to didn’t seem to be coming true so I marched to home

2006-07-10T22:01:00.000-05:00

saturday nightsome austinites decided to visit. this is where we went on saturday:star pizza 2minute maid parkthomas and meredith'szakepub fictionsto's housethe boneyard/end

2006-07-06T16:09:00.000-05:00

correctionnathan + leigh got engaged in scotland, not ireland as I had previously reported.sweetheart abbey

2006-07-06T12:48:00.000-05:00

outdoor urinationI'll often stroll outside after dark to look at the stars and get rid of the evening's beer consumption. my stroll is often rewarded with a nice shooting star, or the snort of a doe as she alerts her fawns that the trouser snake is back.chicks roll their eyes when I come back inside. women are just jealous that they can't pee outside without a great deal of effort.

2006-07-05T10:13:00.000-05:00

adios, mofoken lay kicks the bucket.at least theres a new cougar on the houston market, and strangely enough her name is mrs. lay

2006-06-27T18:23:00.000-05:00

best man is I...nathan and leigh finally got engaged. in ireland.now I must retire to brush up on my mexican

2006-06-25T21:30:00.000-05:00

when I wake up in the morning...I ask two questions:1. is this the day I return to take back the blog word by storm?2. can I make it to the toilet with pissing myself.the answers are maybe and no.

2006-06-21T21:25:00.000-05:00

make overlooking for a volunteer to go "queer eye for the straight guy" on my template. I pay in cigars and orgasms (if you happen to be of the female kind).thanks

2006-06-20T16:48:00.000-05:00

over due'sweet home alabama' and 'just like heaven' are still at my house. 4 days overdue.

2006-06-19T21:51:00.000-05:00

long ass weekendthis is the condensed version of the events that took place late last week and this weekend.nathan, leigh, stacy and I went to dinner. I ate a bad oyster that kicked my ass. no, I did not puke but my legs got weak, my head started pounding and I got cold sweats. this left me incapacitated for the rest of the evening. I had to bug out early like a pussy so stacy would take me

2006-06-19T21:49:00.000-05:00

port-a-coolif you work for general shelters and still want to get a hold of me, you can reach me at my non-defunct address: donkeyshow@gmail.comI'll be happy you give you some kickass improvement ideas for your units...but it'll cost you.thanks

2006-06-10T18:56:00.000-05:00

preemtive strike?this afternoon I had the pleasure of being on the receiving in of an odd call. this girl called to inform me that "she's not interested in dating anyone right now..." yeah, I'm happy for her decision but she was never even in my crosshairs.wonder what the self-help books at barnes and noble have to say about getting shot down by a girl who you are not even interested in? maybe

2006-06-09T21:55:00.000-05:00

reese witherspoon in the house...I came back from blockbuster with 'sweet home alabama' and ' just like heaven' in tow. I'm about to uncork a bottle of wine and watch these cinematic masterpieces...with a girl.

2006-06-05T09:00:00.000-05:00

survived a cougar mauling...this weekend I almost became a statistic were it not for the valiant efforts of leigh. an austin socialite nearly ripped my buttocks off saturday night, and left a near permanent lipstick stain on my face. she dug the shit out of my suit, my shirt, my lighter and my steaming pile of manmeat of a body. can't say that I blame her because, frankly, I looked pretty

2006-05-26T16:38:00.000-05:00

I must be...the only sucker working today. the rest of my local friends have either: bolted out of town, or had the day off.however, we took delivery of a spanking new plane this morning. the girl pilot that flew it down from the factory was fuckin' hot as balls. I wish she didn't live in independence, ks so she could give me flight lessons.

2006-05-18T20:45:00.000-05:00

help my friend raise money for a worthy cause...my dearest friend arin is raising money for the cystic fibrosis foundation's annual walk, great strides. she used to work for the foundation and she continues to be involved by raising funds and volunteering her time. the foundation's mission is toimprove the quality of life of those living with cf as well as to support clinical research that

2006-05-17T15:45:00.000-05:00

and this is why I'm still single...I don't even know why I try sometimes. aside from giving an unfortunate lady the enormous task of looking after my still immature ass, I wouldn't want to burden an immaculate angel with my nefarious soul. nathan and I actually offered to "natalie holloway" a girl. and everytime he said we waited for one of them to say how awful we were. but they all laughed