12.31.2001

orogeny /(followed by a series of unintelligible characters)/ n a process in which a section of the earth's crust is folded and deformed by lateral compression to form a mountain range. i.e. the beginning of a mountain.

I relate such geological marvel to the birth of this blog brainchild of mine. in the course of my blogging adventures I hope to give you some insight into what goes on in by cabeza. I'm sure lots of crazed fan will be enthralled by my antics fueled jean creamers that are my blogs. some people might want to have their juice mingle with mine. I'm afraid that is impossible for there is only one girl who I am interested in mixing my sauce with. it will do you no justice to worry about my true identity. because the depth of its misery is infinite. if anyone were you discover the true identity of I the universe might implode and explode simultaneously.

the near year is upon us, and I would like to wish a very special hot ass the following: "may the best times of your past, be the worst times of your future"

Stan Gable*

(* for those that do not know, Stan Gable was the record setting All-American QB at Adams College circa 1984)