I wrote a hit play

I wish I had known that the gallant knight was closing. I would have payed my last respects last night.

the back chain link fence claimed many of my slacks when trying to sneak in in my younger, and more foolish days.

Posted by Stan at 9/27/2006 | Permalink

yeah, you know me...

lacing this post with a chorus twist from a rap song 'cause I'm short on time 'cause I'm naughty by nature, not 'cause I hate cha.

got together with some friends friday after I rolled into town. they had a fresh out of the oven shrimp pie waiting for me. now, that's service. their house was unusually still because their dog was boarded for the week. they were leaving for vacation the following morning at 6am. I have to spring from the kennel him next friday. the stillness of not having benjo around afforded me a bit of nap time on the couch without the pup using my arm as a chew toy.

we sat under their pergola reading the salisbury press-spectator for some baby names entertainment. espn hayes and coletin were two of the more notable ones. the tecates were going down fast and gentle as the cool lake travis breeze.

the chicks were talking about getting and being pregnant. that made from a rather heated/uncomfortable drunk situation. fortunately, everyone cleared out soon after. I went to bed. alone.

costa bella niggas are the craziest
tecate niggas are the craziest
lakeway niggas are the craziest
cerveza pacifico niggas are the craziest

saturday came quick and early for me. I had to chauffeur my hosts to the airport at 6am for an 8am flight. leigh was flying out to vegas as well, so we scooped her and natro on our way through town. natro and I got some taco shack after deliverying our airport cargo. I had to run back to lakeway to throw on my gameday gear. we emptied the beer out of leigh's fridge. all two cans of dude light. which left us with no choice but to blend some emergen-c with gin.

junior's niggas are the craziest
spilled coffee niggas are the craziest
open container niggas are the craziest
aisd building atm niggas are the craziest
wiggy's niggahs are the craziest


the tailgate was uneventful. lots of people stayed away until the very last minute to avoid the early light showers. the farmer's tan I started on friday was enhanced during the first half of the game. as usual, the horns put the game out of reach by the end of the second half so we split for the club. the game was suspended and were forced to wait out the storm/game delay until the utpd bitchcop started going on a power trip. I called someone to pick me up and we ended up at ringers. which didn't last long since they wanted to make everyone that was already inside leave and come back in after paying a cover charge to watch the douchebag ufc fight. what the fuck ever.

long island ice tea niggas are the craziest
soggy burger niggas are the craziest
mlk parking garage niggas are the craziest
katz's deli niggas are the craziest
star bar niggas are the craziest

our final stop was little woodrow's. watching michigan state blow their lead over notre dame was painful. but the ladies that joined us quickly made me forget about that.

roppolo's pizza niggas are the craziest
vitamin water niggas are the craziest

Posted by Stan at 9/25/2006 | Permalink

shakira, shakira...

more than half of the office is starting to trickle out as I type to attend the shakira concert. nevermind that it starts at 7:30pm. I started tailgating for the ohio state @ texas massacre at 6:30am for a 7pm kickoff, I should be one to talk. if using the stan standard they should have floated the first keg by now and be lighting their first cigar of the day. it's hard out here for a pimp.

everyone is wondering why I, too, am not going to the show. a fan, but not one to want to put the effort into wading past all the teeny boppers and their chaperones. did that when I went to see brit and jessie simpson. we are close like that.

maybe I'll blow out of here early. anything to escape our dislazyk receptionists. I just totally coined a new word. it's roots are: dis for dislexic in refernce for their knack to butcher names suck as "deck" for doug. lazy for their laziness to ask a caller to identify themselves. k for the lasik I'm going to pay out of my pocket to correct their poor vision.

and "r" is for REDNECK...

Posted by Stan at 9/19/2006 | Permalink

and so it begins 2006-07...

the time of the year I live for

Posted by Stan at 9/01/2006 | Permalink