4.29.2006

the nfl draft...

vy goes to the titans at no. 3. looks like we (the state of texas) finally paid back tennessee for fighting in the alamo.

4.19.2006

my weekend on 8 mile road...

no, not 8 mile road in detroit, but 8 mile road in galvetraz. which is just as exhilirating. trying to convince an aggie bitch to let you rent one of her horses as you are holding a beer and a cohiba robusto while at the same time sporting a pair of prada shades is just as hard and a white boy trying to get a shot at grippin' the mike one freestyle night. despite that denial of service, we still managed to have a great crawfish and beer drinking time.

suck me, beautiful

4.11.2006

an odd hero...

I will tell you what. what is it that makes the world go around?

the hand you're dealt. look at this kevin federline fellow. he probably didn't get 10 hours of community college credit and look where he is. he joined up to be a backup dancer for a former mickey mouseketeer turned diva named britney spears.

she's worth at least 100 million dollars, not bad on the eyes and a southern girl. scratch that, she's still pretty damned hot. she likes him, and he does it. he gets her pregnant and now he's hitched and getting his half.

he doesn't have to do a damned thing but sleep in, dust the windows, be her 'confidant', change some diapers and lay out by the pool and keep his tan. clean the microwave over a jack and coke and shoot the shit with her bodyguards.

he probably has a lamborghini, he gets to wear cornrows even if it doesn't look good on him. he doesn't need education in anything other than how to write and sign a check. he even earns the 'k-fed' hollywood blvd street cred nickname.

he spends britney's money, puts out his own album and it can flop it doesn't matter. he is his own man.

he certainly applied the lessons learned from the vanilla ice era

oh the breaks we receive.

4.03.2006

I was drugged...

on saturday. a strong can be build based on circumsantial evidence that the beer I drank on saturday was, in fact, spiked with alcohol. had I consumed regular beer I may not have done the following:

hit on the entire texas tech volleyball team
tried to sit inside the longhorn nascar charger
shot moonshine
ordered 6 drinks at a time at the ut club, when there were only 3 of us there