3.31.2002
g's:
just got back home. fun weekend, the details will be making the ebull rounds. I gotta be ready by 1pm, considering I've already missed the bulk of our easter festivities. I have a one way ducat straight to hell. the john mayer show in austin was 6 or 9 times better than the one in houston.
war drunk girls playing guitar
war using a quarter as a pick
war heineken
war suede pillows
war not remembering where you are the morning after x 2
war reuben nathaniel vasher
war 34,000 fans
out
just got back home. fun weekend, the details will be making the ebull rounds. I gotta be ready by 1pm, considering I've already missed the bulk of our easter festivities. I have a one way ducat straight to hell. the john mayer show in austin was 6 or 9 times better than the one in houston.
war drunk girls playing guitar
war using a quarter as a pick
war heineken
war suede pillows
war not remembering where you are the morning after x 2
war reuben nathaniel vasher
war 34,000 fans
out
3.29.2002
why is it that on days when I don't have to work, I can't seem to sleep late? it's a strange condition...
...and I don't know what I came for,
yornimal
...and I don't know what I came for,
yornimal
3.28.2002
picture this...romey.
you pulling into a packed (insert corporate name here) f...errrrr astros field in a stretch merkur limo. does life get any better than this?
the houston mullets
you pulling into a packed (insert corporate name here) f...errrrr astros field in a stretch merkur limo. does life get any better than this?
the houston mullets
I got ki's, comin from overseas
cost a nigga two hundred g's
I'm a street comando, nino for example
this lavish lifestyle is hard to handle
so I got to floss cause I'm more like a boss playa
thug, branded to be a women layer
so many playah haters, imitaters steady swangin'
make me wanna start back bangin'
so, I'm caught up in the game, dress code changed
packin' forty glocks, contain 'em or rearrange
all that jealousy and envy comin from my enemies
while I'm sippin on re-mi
in front of black lexus, chevy's on the roam
ninety-six big body, sittin' on chrome
as we head up out the zone, stone-facin' is on
you can admire, but don't look too long
I'm livin a dream with triple beams and my pockets bulgin'
It's hard to imagine -- picture me rollin!
tupac - picture me rollin'
I have got to put the brakes on this streak I got going. I'm currently running on fumes. staying in tonight, so if you want to hang you know where to find me. the john mayer concert was really good. too bad we got there a little too fashionably late. I wonder how many songs we missed, hopefully not many for he played a lot of them while we were there. I impressed a few peole with my ability to call out songs just by listening to a few notes he played on his intro jams. I swear that was the first time I'd seen him live, understand that I'm a freak like that. call me k-pax or something. nothing terribly exciting and unusual happened last night. we put two quarters in this vending machine and we got back an "austin 3:16" bumper sticker. we'll see how long that one will last. we also drove half way there with our blinkers on. we hit this bump and they just came on, could not turn them off. oh the r to the rizzo v to the vizay is on its last leg. all for now. I hear britney is single, I shall write a britney manifesto to throw my name in the hat as her next suitor.
the bachelor
cost a nigga two hundred g's
I'm a street comando, nino for example
this lavish lifestyle is hard to handle
so I got to floss cause I'm more like a boss playa
thug, branded to be a women layer
so many playah haters, imitaters steady swangin'
make me wanna start back bangin'
so, I'm caught up in the game, dress code changed
packin' forty glocks, contain 'em or rearrange
all that jealousy and envy comin from my enemies
while I'm sippin on re-mi
in front of black lexus, chevy's on the roam
ninety-six big body, sittin' on chrome
as we head up out the zone, stone-facin' is on
you can admire, but don't look too long
I'm livin a dream with triple beams and my pockets bulgin'
It's hard to imagine -- picture me rollin!
tupac - picture me rollin'
I have got to put the brakes on this streak I got going. I'm currently running on fumes. staying in tonight, so if you want to hang you know where to find me. the john mayer concert was really good. too bad we got there a little too fashionably late. I wonder how many songs we missed, hopefully not many for he played a lot of them while we were there. I impressed a few peole with my ability to call out songs just by listening to a few notes he played on his intro jams. I swear that was the first time I'd seen him live, understand that I'm a freak like that. call me k-pax or something. nothing terribly exciting and unusual happened last night. we put two quarters in this vending machine and we got back an "austin 3:16" bumper sticker. we'll see how long that one will last. we also drove half way there with our blinkers on. we hit this bump and they just came on, could not turn them off. oh the r to the rizzo v to the vizay is on its last leg. all for now. I hear britney is single, I shall write a britney manifesto to throw my name in the hat as her next suitor.
the bachelor
3.27.2002
hilarious...when your friend says the following while pointing at your ex:
"I don't know who that blonde girl is, but I'd fuck the shit out of her"
leave it up to your friends to fill you in on the details of a drunken friday night.
"I don't know who that blonde girl is, but I'd fuck the shit out of her"
leave it up to your friends to fill you in on the details of a drunken friday night.
mission accomplished...we brought the bec down to its knees last night. lucky for them we were "taking it easy". I fear an establishment of that size would not be able to withstand a full blown, no holds barred, defcon 69 pounding from us. the only tried and true place of that size the has survived our debauchery is the cloak room. it remains standing to this day because it has the added protection of being underground.
so after being jolted awake and going on our morning excursion, I noticed very peculiar road signs on my way back to the office. by the way, parkus, there is a "dip" sign in austin its around bullcreek, near rb's old house. I drove by a sign that advised of a "blind child". what should one do, or not do, concerning this condition? should one roll down their windows and blast their radio, as to let the blind kid know there is a car nearby? if you don't have a working radio should you just blast your horn? see these are not covered on your driving manual. at least I don't remember reading about it. maybe I should do what all houston drivers do whenever they see something the slightest bit unusual. slow down and cause a traffic jam.
"we waste our whole lives waiting for traffic lights" power n8 circa 9:45am
t-1000
so after being jolted awake and going on our morning excursion, I noticed very peculiar road signs on my way back to the office. by the way, parkus, there is a "dip" sign in austin its around bullcreek, near rb's old house. I drove by a sign that advised of a "blind child". what should one do, or not do, concerning this condition? should one roll down their windows and blast their radio, as to let the blind kid know there is a car nearby? if you don't have a working radio should you just blast your horn? see these are not covered on your driving manual. at least I don't remember reading about it. maybe I should do what all houston drivers do whenever they see something the slightest bit unusual. slow down and cause a traffic jam.
"we waste our whole lives waiting for traffic lights" power n8 circa 9:45am
t-1000
words to live by
"when one man, for whatever reason, has the opportunity to lead an extraordinary life, he has no right to keep it to himself"
- jacques-yves cousteau
"when one man, for whatever reason, has the opportunity to lead an extraordinary life, he has no right to keep it to himself"
- jacques-yves cousteau
3.26.2002
bar flies are tricky species
that's it I'm tired of sticking up for sucks. there must be a reason why people who surround me make fun of them. I've been raised to always look for the good in people. some just don't appreciate that, they just make a general assumption that everyone is out to get them and put up a wall. I'm just too nice to join in on the suckbashing. well guess what? I'm bringing a shit slinging trebuchet and I hope you can stand my wrath.
my stupid mouth,
j. mayer
that's it I'm tired of sticking up for sucks. there must be a reason why people who surround me make fun of them. I've been raised to always look for the good in people. some just don't appreciate that, they just make a general assumption that everyone is out to get them and put up a wall. I'm just too nice to join in on the suckbashing. well guess what? I'm bringing a shit slinging trebuchet and I hope you can stand my wrath.
my stupid mouth,
j. mayer
My Mormon name is Courage Carrington!
What's yours?
sincerely,
julie from the real world, danny AINGE, steve YOUNG, ben OLSON, shawn BRADLEY, and jeff "limp wrist" KENT
3.25.2002
max: I like your nurse's uniform guy
dr. peter flynn: these are O.R. scrubs
max: "oh are" they?
cracks me up everytime,
dirk calloway
dr. peter flynn: these are O.R. scrubs
max: "oh are" they?
cracks me up everytime,
dirk calloway
3.24.2002
"ah the night... here it comes again"
it's on with the jeans, the jacket and shirt
how'd I end up feeing so bad
for such a little girl
and I hold you close in the back of my mind
feels so good but damn it makes me hurt
and I'm too scared to know how I feel about you now
la cienega just smiled... "see ya around"
and I hold you close in the back of my mind
and raise my glass 'cause either way I'm dead
neither of you really help me to sleep anymore
one breaks my body and the other breaks my soul
la cienega just smiles as it waves goodbye
"ah the night... here it comes again"
it's off with the jeans, the jacket and the shirt
how'd I end up feeling so bad
for such a little girl
and I hold you close in the back of my mind
feels so good but damn it makes me hurt
and I'm too scared to know how I feel about you now
how I feel about you now
la cienega just smiles and says, "I'll see you around"
good night...eat at joe's,
me
it's on with the jeans, the jacket and shirt
how'd I end up feeing so bad
for such a little girl
and I hold you close in the back of my mind
feels so good but damn it makes me hurt
and I'm too scared to know how I feel about you now
la cienega just smiled... "see ya around"
and I hold you close in the back of my mind
and raise my glass 'cause either way I'm dead
neither of you really help me to sleep anymore
one breaks my body and the other breaks my soul
la cienega just smiles as it waves goodbye
"ah the night... here it comes again"
it's off with the jeans, the jacket and the shirt
how'd I end up feeling so bad
for such a little girl
and I hold you close in the back of my mind
feels so good but damn it makes me hurt
and I'm too scared to know how I feel about you now
how I feel about you now
la cienega just smiles and says, "I'll see you around"
good night...eat at joe's,
me
3.23.2002
"...all my exes live in texas"
- george strait
so the horns are out of the dance. they fought all game but alas they couldn't get the last shot to fall. this is a young team, they'll be going places. man, talk about some love triangles last night. seems like some can handle it better than others. then again, bottles after bottles of loud mouth lager tend to loosen your tongue. a good time was definately had by all. looks like some cajuns don't have much appreciation for our torn up streets downtown. it makes for an exciting car ride, let me tell you. its funny how much shit can be talked when you put a bunch of dudes together, give them a bottle of knob creek, and crown; have them finish it before the basketball game is over. then, you have them go through some beers. this is what we planned last night for today:
1. open up the west alabama ice house at 10am.
2. play a round of golf
3. go sailing
4. ride horses
5. test drive some cars
6. get drunk
9. pass out
I have a sneaking suspicition that only 6 and 9 will be accomplished. funny how nath....errrrrr our designated driver almost backed my car into a ferrari. "mothafuckah was you going to wait until I turned into a butterfly?"
what if I'm looking for a bathroom, I can't find one...and my bladder explodes?
bob wiley
- george strait
so the horns are out of the dance. they fought all game but alas they couldn't get the last shot to fall. this is a young team, they'll be going places. man, talk about some love triangles last night. seems like some can handle it better than others. then again, bottles after bottles of loud mouth lager tend to loosen your tongue. a good time was definately had by all. looks like some cajuns don't have much appreciation for our torn up streets downtown. it makes for an exciting car ride, let me tell you. its funny how much shit can be talked when you put a bunch of dudes together, give them a bottle of knob creek, and crown; have them finish it before the basketball game is over. then, you have them go through some beers. this is what we planned last night for today:
1. open up the west alabama ice house at 10am.
2. play a round of golf
3. go sailing
4. ride horses
5. test drive some cars
6. get drunk
9. pass out
I have a sneaking suspicition that only 6 and 9 will be accomplished. funny how nath....errrrrr our designated driver almost backed my car into a ferrari. "mothafuckah was you going to wait until I turned into a butterfly?"
what if I'm looking for a bathroom, I can't find one...and my bladder explodes?
bob wiley
3.22.2002
quite a motley crew we've managed to round up for hora feliz. should make for an interesting night. it will be more interesting if a certain cajun scuba diver sacks up and meets us there. yeah, I'm putting you on the spot so there.
going into tonight's game I have no lofty expectations. I'm bracing myself for a loss, if we win I'm buying drinks for everyone the rest of the night. pick a bar, I motion for the b.e.c. and I'll finance a night of drunken debauchery, david gray style.
the one they call dr. feelgood
going into tonight's game I have no lofty expectations. I'm bracing myself for a loss, if we win I'm buying drinks for everyone the rest of the night. pick a bar, I motion for the b.e.c. and I'll finance a night of drunken debauchery, david gray style.
the one they call dr. feelgood
3.21.2002
shocking news...found out about it at work. but, could not post for obvious reasons.
just when i thought it was ok to TRULY smile once again...the tittyfuckable sarah jones is booted off survivor. but i'm told every cloud has a silicon breast implant... i guess it's just a matter of time...
in other news...a couple in sweden have won the country's reproduction olympics by beating 15 others to get pregnant first.
have you ever wondered how sumo wrestlers get their freak on? i ask myself that very question eveeeery fuck'n day! you'd figure that those dudes have no choice but to just get off on the friction caused by their thunder thighs rubbing together. and as far as sexual positions go? it's basically "missionary: impossible", right?
hai!
yokosuna ethan hunt
just when i thought it was ok to TRULY smile once again...the tittyfuckable sarah jones is booted off survivor. but i'm told every cloud has a silicon breast implant... i guess it's just a matter of time...
in other news...a couple in sweden have won the country's reproduction olympics by beating 15 others to get pregnant first.
have you ever wondered how sumo wrestlers get their freak on? i ask myself that very question eveeeery fuck'n day! you'd figure that those dudes have no choice but to just get off on the friction caused by their thunder thighs rubbing together. and as far as sexual positions go? it's basically "missionary: impossible", right?
hai!
yokosuna ethan hunt
"in the land of the blind, those with one eye will conquer"
am I the only one who thinks its odd that the texas tech RED raiders wear predominantly black uniforms? somehow I'm not surprised. these are the same folks who like to toss tortillas on the field. they love to slam horses against brick walls. their women are morally casual. and love to tear down goal posts, march them accross the field and deposit them in the stands.
come on and bring it, whooooop!
dr. mike mckinney
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am I the only one who thinks its odd that the texas tech RED raiders wear predominantly black uniforms? somehow I'm not surprised. these are the same folks who like to toss tortillas on the field. they love to slam horses against brick walls. their women are morally casual. and love to tear down goal posts, march them accross the field and deposit them in the stands.
come on and bring it, whooooop!
dr. mike mckinney
my friends...are a bad influence on me. they dragged me to a bar. yeah right, like they had to really twist my arm.
so as we were sitting at this bar just a few minutes ago I began to wonder about this. when a hen lays an egg, does the round end come out first or does the point end of the egg protrude first. we argued about this shit for half an hour. nobody could give us a straight answer. so, please if you know the answer, help us settle this arguement.
sincerely,
old mcdonald
so as we were sitting at this bar just a few minutes ago I began to wonder about this. when a hen lays an egg, does the round end come out first or does the point end of the egg protrude first. we argued about this shit for half an hour. nobody could give us a straight answer. so, please if you know the answer, help us settle this arguement.
sincerely,
old mcdonald
3.20.2002
"is something wrong with me?
i'll show you things you've never seen
is something wrong with me?
i'll show you things that you've only dreamed of"
so much to offer. yet, I keep zeroing in on the wrong targets. my radar needs servicing.
always a dollar short and a day late,
me
i'll show you things you've never seen
is something wrong with me?
i'll show you things that you've only dreamed of"
so much to offer. yet, I keep zeroing in on the wrong targets. my radar needs servicing.
always a dollar short and a day late,
me
3.19.2002
"is every day like this?"
-AD
mornings like these is when I wish I had interchangeable parts like mr. potato head. I would swap my bloodshot eyes for some normal ones. my morning wood for a limp noodle. and, messy hair for a meat helmet.
off to work,
fred flintstone
-AD
mornings like these is when I wish I had interchangeable parts like mr. potato head. I would swap my bloodshot eyes for some normal ones. my morning wood for a limp noodle. and, messy hair for a meat helmet.
off to work,
fred flintstone
3.18.2002
shit i just wrote this kickass entry about this bartender we met tonight. 20 year old ball of hotness. I'm not going to recap again. for I hit "sign out" instead of "post & publish". I'm somewhat livid, for I am legally drunk. thank god for girls gone wild.
vaya con dios,
jesus quintanilla
vaya con dios,
jesus quintanilla
in cd player: honeybrowne findin' shade
cool song: john mayer back to you
cool song: john digweed heaven scent
cool song: theme song to strawberry shortcake
cooler: coleman stainless steel special edition
as I sit here pondering how funny it would be to glue a snake to the floor and seeing peoples' reactions, I'm reminded of times when I fell for similar scarecrows. lately, I've been seing a lot of decomissioned caprices on the streets. you can buy these cars from hpd. what I don't get is why people don't paint over their hideous pussy blue that our local law enforcement agency is known for. I can only think that these twisted individuals must get pleasure out of tricking people into thinking there is a cop on their tail. I saw at least two of these hoopties on the road late saturday night. that is the only thind I remember from that ride back home from the bar. that and spending 20 minutes at the whataburger drive-thru. I don't even remember that I did with my new koozie, grrr. if I had such car I would terrorize drunk high school kids all the time.
ladies, hang on to your titties,
tweeter
cool song: john mayer back to you
cool song: john digweed heaven scent
cool song: theme song to strawberry shortcake
cooler: coleman stainless steel special edition
as I sit here pondering how funny it would be to glue a snake to the floor and seeing peoples' reactions, I'm reminded of times when I fell for similar scarecrows. lately, I've been seing a lot of decomissioned caprices on the streets. you can buy these cars from hpd. what I don't get is why people don't paint over their hideous pussy blue that our local law enforcement agency is known for. I can only think that these twisted individuals must get pleasure out of tricking people into thinking there is a cop on their tail. I saw at least two of these hoopties on the road late saturday night. that is the only thind I remember from that ride back home from the bar. that and spending 20 minutes at the whataburger drive-thru. I don't even remember that I did with my new koozie, grrr. if I had such car I would terrorize drunk high school kids all the time.
ladies, hang on to your titties,
tweeter
for those of you that care...back in town safe and sound.
the horns are making me look like a fuck'n sports genius. I don't know why the local wrap hasn't hired me. I can write better drunk than any of these hacks can stone cold sober. today I was reminded why dallas is better than hatche (that's all you love muscle). their sports page is better that the aggie rag errrrr houston chronic.
snoochie boochies,
jay
the horns are making me look like a fuck'n sports genius. I don't know why the local wrap hasn't hired me. I can write better drunk than any of these hacks can stone cold sober. today I was reminded why dallas is better than hatche (that's all you love muscle). their sports page is better that the aggie rag errrrr houston chronic.
snoochie boochies,
jay
3.17.2002
today's tip for common folk: when you are with the band at a bar, make sure you have plenty of business cards to hand out. for wet napkins make for some shitty canvas for you digits.
I think at some point last night my right eye left my socket and went out for a spin. I can't seem to pull focus out of it too well. maybe having enough shiner bock to kill a young horse might have something to do with it. we started drinking at 4 on the pm yesterday. and did not stop until about 3:30am. I passed out with a cocktail in my hand, how impressive.
I think the buckets of beer at the firehouse saloon, are a marvelous idea. I know we drank at least 6 or 9 of them. a direct effect is my lightness of my wallet. speaking of, I can't find the motherfucker, oh well. my good deed of the day was saving a friend from doing a grave mistake. it took a collective effort to pry him away from the feminine viles of an over the hill jane. she was hell bent on having him "dock" his space shuttle on her crusty ol' MIR space station, if you will.
we are off to dallas to see the horns. I believe we are still legally drunk. if we can keep my sled in between the lines and not drive the wrong way on a one way street we should be fine. I predict we will finally snap out of our stupor by the time we get to corsicana. then again, at that point we will pull over to purchase some tall boyz. we are expected back at the f.h.s. tonight. I will feel like a veteran having been there the previous night. this time I promise not to ask one of the cop to let me check out his hand gun. I recomended to this cop to have some trigger work done on his piece. I think he will follow my advice. shit, I should be a gunsmith on the side, I'm darn good I tell ya.
sip', sippin' on some sizzzzrup,
3 6 mafia
I think at some point last night my right eye left my socket and went out for a spin. I can't seem to pull focus out of it too well. maybe having enough shiner bock to kill a young horse might have something to do with it. we started drinking at 4 on the pm yesterday. and did not stop until about 3:30am. I passed out with a cocktail in my hand, how impressive.
I think the buckets of beer at the firehouse saloon, are a marvelous idea. I know we drank at least 6 or 9 of them. a direct effect is my lightness of my wallet. speaking of, I can't find the motherfucker, oh well. my good deed of the day was saving a friend from doing a grave mistake. it took a collective effort to pry him away from the feminine viles of an over the hill jane. she was hell bent on having him "dock" his space shuttle on her crusty ol' MIR space station, if you will.
we are off to dallas to see the horns. I believe we are still legally drunk. if we can keep my sled in between the lines and not drive the wrong way on a one way street we should be fine. I predict we will finally snap out of our stupor by the time we get to corsicana. then again, at that point we will pull over to purchase some tall boyz. we are expected back at the f.h.s. tonight. I will feel like a veteran having been there the previous night. this time I promise not to ask one of the cop to let me check out his hand gun. I recomended to this cop to have some trigger work done on his piece. I think he will follow my advice. shit, I should be a gunsmith on the side, I'm darn good I tell ya.
sip', sippin' on some sizzzzrup,
3 6 mafia
3.16.2002
having fun with theme songs...
" in nineteen seventy-two a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. these men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the los angeles underground. today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. if you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the a-team."
my favorite episode was when the team helped these migrant workers unionize against an evil landowner who wass forcing them to work under slave-labor conditions. they managed to turn a lettuce picker into a cannon. I remember they shot a head of lettuce and managed to flip over a pick up truck...badass.
col. john "hannibal" smith
" in nineteen seventy-two a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. these men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the los angeles underground. today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. if you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the a-team."
my favorite episode was when the team helped these migrant workers unionize against an evil landowner who wass forcing them to work under slave-labor conditions. they managed to turn a lettuce picker into a cannon. I remember they shot a head of lettuce and managed to flip over a pick up truck...badass.
col. john "hannibal" smith
just I predicted the hornimals owned bc. tj put on a clinic. I love teege to death, but he's got to get rid of the corn row mullet.
mullet synonyms:
the shlong: short in front, long in the back
ten ninety: ten percent in the front, ninety in the back
whorehouse cut
business cut: business in front, pleasure in the back
the tennessee top hat; a personal favorite
mississippi mud flap
the canadian passport
hockey hair
ape drape
sincerely,
doug flutie
mullet synonyms:
the shlong: short in front, long in the back
ten ninety: ten percent in the front, ninety in the back
whorehouse cut
business cut: business in front, pleasure in the back
the tennessee top hat; a personal favorite
mississippi mud flap
the canadian passport
hockey hair
ape drape
sincerely,
doug flutie
3.15.2002
a similar thing happened to a friend's male chihuahua. a hawk swooped down and snatched him before his own eyes. poor little thing was never to be seen again. I didn't think I'd be reading about a related incident in the national news. this is the sort of thing you read about in small town papers.
giiiive me back my dog!!!
k56i56
giiiive me back my dog!!!
k56i56
3.14.2002
I want a leather jacket that has an american flag on one side, and a british flag on the other. call me eccentric.
you could be mine,
w. axl rose
you could be mine,
w. axl rose
fuck it...I'm thinking of putting together another band. I'll play dirt cheap. I've been expanding my musical horizons and I've once again become inspired. the setlist I'm slapping together will rock your socks off.
girth aborto
girth aborto
3.13.2002
this is truly amazing. I remember looking at this particular magazine in my grandfather's ng collection. that cover reminded me of a time when we were driving through the andes, and my dad pulled over to take a picture of this little girl selling flowers. this girl had the same mezmerasing graze. he took a picture of her alone, and it came out really well. he also has a picture of my mom trying to draw me closer to this girl, she was wearing some sort of furry coat and it really freaked me out. you can see the little girl laughing at my ass. I remember that day like it was yesterday. I'm going to find that picture and post it some day.
click,
a. adams
song: john digweed - heaven scent
putter: scotty cameron napa
on deck: scotty cameron laguna mid-slant
looking for: ping 1-A (if you have mine email me)
props to k8 for finding what could quite possibly be the coolest named musician king prawn. I bet those backward brits misspelled it, and his name indeed is king prown.
in other news, daaaaarryl got thrown in the clank for violating terms of his drug probation. turns out he confessed to his probation officer that he was stabbing another residents wookie. I gotta hand it to you straw, when you go down, you go down with a "bang" brosef.
wasn't me,
shaggy
putter: scotty cameron napa
on deck: scotty cameron laguna mid-slant
looking for: ping 1-A (if you have mine email me)
props to k8 for finding what could quite possibly be the coolest named musician king prawn. I bet those backward brits misspelled it, and his name indeed is king prown.
in other news, daaaaarryl got thrown in the clank for violating terms of his drug probation. turns out he confessed to his probation officer that he was stabbing another residents wookie. I gotta hand it to you straw, when you go down, you go down with a "bang" brosef.
wasn't me,
shaggy
3.12.2002
my town is probably the only place where you have to wait 45 minutes on a tuesday night to be seated. tonight we went to this really cool tex-mex place, it has a play ground near the front. I was having fun watching the kids playing, and seeing how they interacted with girls. I remember when I was that age...when our name was called we were seated near the playground. my mom and her friend didn't have anything interesting worth listening to, so I just kept watching the kids. I about choked on my fajita when I heard this kid say the following "I'm going to get really dirty so my mom can take me to the ladies' restroom so I can look at naked girls while she's washing my hands"
he's got a bright future ahead of him,
momma cass
he's got a bright future ahead of him,
momma cass
I believe with all my heart that the longhorns of the university of texas will disturb some shit in this year's edition of the ncaa final four. royal "tenenbaum" ivey will average 6 or 9 points a quarter, tj ford will turn the monkey loose, and manchild will freely distribute forearm shivers all around. I shall be there in person to witness the eminent bitch-slapping of the bc eagles.
G C D (repeat),
jack ingram and the beat up ford band
G C D (repeat),
jack ingram and the beat up ford band
3.11.2002
seeing someone you know on girls gone wild: priceless
3.10.2002
let me tell you how much getting stuck with $201.95 bill after a round of credit card roulette sucks. I wouldn't know, but my side kick n8 does. what sucks even more is that we ate the least amount and ordered the least expensive stuff on the menu. and this was after we had spent $84.95 at the bar as we were waiting to be seated. my whole weekend was like one of those master card commercials, I'm still waiting for my priceless moment. maybe we will if we get this dvd from an old rommate. or perhaps something outrageous will come our way at this political event we are going to in a few hours.
the screenplay is coming along nicely,
matt damon
the screenplay is coming along nicely,
matt damon
3.08.2002
we knew we weren't going to jail. we had a force greater than all things combined on our side:
"these are not the drunks you are looking for"
obi-wan kenobi
"these are not the drunks you are looking for"
obi-wan kenobi
can't a man not drink his beer in silence?
reflecting upon last night's antics, I realized we were stuck in a mr. show episode. stuff like that does not happen to mere mortals. trouble always seems to find us. we almost pulled a "pee-wee" and tipped over a line of motocycles. seeing my compadre walk the line on the ground reminded me of my favorite baldy mcjew character, ronnie dobbs.
y'all are brutalizing me,
ronnie
reflecting upon last night's antics, I realized we were stuck in a mr. show episode. stuff like that does not happen to mere mortals. trouble always seems to find us. we almost pulled a "pee-wee" and tipped over a line of motocycles. seeing my compadre walk the line on the ground reminded me of my favorite baldy mcjew character, ronnie dobbs.
y'all are brutalizing me,
ronnie
cd playing: peter yorn
cool bar: la carafe
non-cool drink: lit's from the rice bar
i wish: you'd step back from that ledge my friend
memories of last night are just a mess. I will make a feeble attempt to recall the events of our boy' night out debauchery. we started at this new irish pub in the village called brian o'neill's, did you get enough apostorphes in there big guy? I hadn't even parked my butt on a stool when this old friend pulls me by my arm and dragged me to her table. I met her friends, they were okay I guess, nothing too special. I would have eaten that up on a typical night, but I couldn't leave my bretheren like that. so I tossed them like a parking ticket and went back to my lagger and my stool. we did see one girl who had a white rabbit on her shoulder. very matrixesque. she had legs of a throughbred. she was built like the shit, she was good to go, good to go...fueled by satan.
next, we moved our show downtown. we went to this really historic hole in the wall bar called la carafe. its cash only, that's the only drawback and we had limited scrillah on ourselves. but they served me the coldest heineken I've had in my life. we are definately coming back. at this point we had enough of new places so we hiked back to slainte, but we had a shot at each bar along the way. needless to say, I were seeing double by the time we reached this cantina. we had a round of tequila there, but I honestly think they poured us some mezcal. because I was seeing chicks with green hair by the time we walked out. I saw some cops patrolling the streets on horseback. and I felt like pulling a young guns II chavez chavez navajo move, my dawg nate had to hold me back. thanks broseph.
we made it to the upstairs part of this bar, some dj was spinning. he was really good, we watched him for a few as we slugged back some cocktails. by the time we reached the rice bar our butt stories were flowing. how I miss our college days. some shit was brought back that I had completely forgotten about. I was not aware that people knew about that. well that's as far as I can recall. from that point on I remember snipets here and there. I remember us trying to start a couple of these bikes at the parking garage. I saw this parked ferrari f355 that is for sale, but googs said it wasn't a real one. ohhh it is my friend. but the car is sorta beat up, I wouldn't pay more than 40k for it. you already know what happened next. we did the drunk monkey dance for a popo and got off almost scott free. I will try to write a better account once I've had time to put together the missing pieces.
whooooah!
lt. col. frank slade
cool bar: la carafe
non-cool drink: lit's from the rice bar
i wish: you'd step back from that ledge my friend
memories of last night are just a mess. I will make a feeble attempt to recall the events of our boy' night out debauchery. we started at this new irish pub in the village called brian o'neill's, did you get enough apostorphes in there big guy? I hadn't even parked my butt on a stool when this old friend pulls me by my arm and dragged me to her table. I met her friends, they were okay I guess, nothing too special. I would have eaten that up on a typical night, but I couldn't leave my bretheren like that. so I tossed them like a parking ticket and went back to my lagger and my stool. we did see one girl who had a white rabbit on her shoulder. very matrixesque. she had legs of a throughbred. she was built like the shit, she was good to go, good to go...fueled by satan.
next, we moved our show downtown. we went to this really historic hole in the wall bar called la carafe. its cash only, that's the only drawback and we had limited scrillah on ourselves. but they served me the coldest heineken I've had in my life. we are definately coming back. at this point we had enough of new places so we hiked back to slainte, but we had a shot at each bar along the way. needless to say, I were seeing double by the time we reached this cantina. we had a round of tequila there, but I honestly think they poured us some mezcal. because I was seeing chicks with green hair by the time we walked out. I saw some cops patrolling the streets on horseback. and I felt like pulling a young guns II chavez chavez navajo move, my dawg nate had to hold me back. thanks broseph.
we made it to the upstairs part of this bar, some dj was spinning. he was really good, we watched him for a few as we slugged back some cocktails. by the time we reached the rice bar our butt stories were flowing. how I miss our college days. some shit was brought back that I had completely forgotten about. I was not aware that people knew about that. well that's as far as I can recall. from that point on I remember snipets here and there. I remember us trying to start a couple of these bikes at the parking garage. I saw this parked ferrari f355 that is for sale, but googs said it wasn't a real one. ohhh it is my friend. but the car is sorta beat up, I wouldn't pay more than 40k for it. you already know what happened next. we did the drunk monkey dance for a popo and got off almost scott free. I will try to write a better account once I've had time to put together the missing pieces.
whooooah!
lt. col. frank slade
we dodged a major bullet last night. the d to the u to the i one. that's right folks we almost got thrown in the clank at 2:30am. this happened a few seconds after we drove past our second home, the four seasons downtown. "hey, maybe we should stay there again" didn't sound all that great when it was said last night, what a difference driving the wrong way on a one way street makes. contact me if you want to know the inside secrets to beating a field sobriety test. we got off with a warning, the rove wasn't impounded and there was no need for us to call 1-800-AAAAHHHHHHH. lunch time, I'll write more later.
do you know who I am?
ken venturi
do you know who I am?
ken venturi
3.05.2002
you just better start sniffin' your own
rank subjugation jack `cause it's just you
against your tattered libido, the bank and
the mortician, forever man and it wouldn't
be luck if you could get out of life alive
with your bitch slap rappin' and your cocaine tongue,
gn'f'r
rank subjugation jack `cause it's just you
against your tattered libido, the bank and
the mortician, forever man and it wouldn't
be luck if you could get out of life alive
with your bitch slap rappin' and your cocaine tongue,
gn'f'r
3.01.2002
ouch...I hate looking at the the sheets of paper they slip you under the room door. I was greeted by a mini bar bill. it was not pretty. next time we should just leave it locked. $3.50 for a bottle of evian (backwards for naive) is outrageous.
"...many little bottles equal one big one"
gus sinski
for love of the game
"...many little bottles equal one big one"
gus sinski
for love of the game
today's tip for crazy folk: when trying to get a hotel room "for one" at 1:33 am, do not show up at the front desk with 4 more people and a case of beer in tow.
funny how you have the greatest time when you just fly by the crotch of your pants. so my friend was supposed to move out last night. we got the truck and all. he doesn't have a place to live yet and hadn't even started packing. so we find this letter taped to his door which says he has to give a written notice that he's moving out 30 days in advance. I guess he forgot to do that. the letter also stated that he could live month-to-month for as long as he wanted. so there went the whole plan.
we met some friends at gingerman's and they had some friends in from out of town. I think collectively we drank at least half of the beers they had on tap.
we moved the party to our friends' place, and got our asses kicked out of there. we finally checked into a hotel. I don't even know how I'm still awake. I'm wearing the same pants, socks, shoes I wore yesterday. my happy ass is taking a shower and buying new clothes during my lunch break. late checkouts are a god send. my eyes are still too sensitive and I'm having a hard time staying up....I know I'm still intoxicated.
to be followed by a more detailed recap...
I want you to work for me,
henry blume
funny how you have the greatest time when you just fly by the crotch of your pants. so my friend was supposed to move out last night. we got the truck and all. he doesn't have a place to live yet and hadn't even started packing. so we find this letter taped to his door which says he has to give a written notice that he's moving out 30 days in advance. I guess he forgot to do that. the letter also stated that he could live month-to-month for as long as he wanted. so there went the whole plan.
we met some friends at gingerman's and they had some friends in from out of town. I think collectively we drank at least half of the beers they had on tap.
we moved the party to our friends' place, and got our asses kicked out of there. we finally checked into a hotel. I don't even know how I'm still awake. I'm wearing the same pants, socks, shoes I wore yesterday. my happy ass is taking a shower and buying new clothes during my lunch break. late checkouts are a god send. my eyes are still too sensitive and I'm having a hard time staying up....I know I'm still intoxicated.
to be followed by a more detailed recap...
I want you to work for me,
henry blume
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