having no actual obligations, I spent the early part of my sunday watching the clock, waiting for the time to leave for the airport, pick up nasty nate and christoff and go to the ballpark. not being able to handle it any longer, I got up bright and early and headed to john's place. he was finishing up getting ready when I arrived and I took the opportunity to read the sports page, and look over the stats of the longhorns' masterful match over the tarheels of the university of north carolina.
anyway, we cruised up to hobby airport, grabbed our returning rockstars and headed directly to the palace of iniquity aka nathan's a-p-t (you have to say it like ricky did on mtv cribs). since we hadn't seen them in almost a week, there was some real catching up to do. upon arrival, I brewed a pot of cafe du monde chicory, while chris changed into his pressed khaki shorts. what a display of gross fagottry. collectively, we had one thing left to accomplish before going to the ballgame. just eating. I had gone roughly eighteen hours without consuming any nutrition in preparation. I was, indeed, ready to rock.
and rock I did while nate and chris spilled stories from nashvegas and sto ate roughly enough mexican food to feed all those poor bastards sally struthers used to pimp out during commercial breaks for syndicated daytime talk shows. I enjoyed myself and felt the bloat of expanded tortillas in my stomach. it's an almost orgasmic feeling. after our feast we headed to the juicebox. en route nathan told me that they tried to buy me a
t-shirt, but they didn't have my size. wheew! I'm glad they didn't, for it would have been a cause for concern. what's that you ask? one which would indicate several things, including but not limited to the following:
1. we have obviously crossed the line between fake gay lovers and actual gay lovers at some point in time.
2. he actually listens when I talk occasionally
3. I am getting old if I both receive and like souveneir t-shirts as gifts
4. eventually I'm going to have to give him my assflower. it's the only reasonable compensation for a gift such as this.
the astros won. we got soaked on the walk back to the car. then we watched a little football, some lame ass movie on hobo before the sopranos came on. after said show was over chris split and went back to his lonesome home. sto, nathan and I bs'ed for a while before we realized it was eleven o'clock, and therefore acceptable to turn in for the evening. even though it wasn't terribly exciting, I could stand for more sundays (spent in houston, austin sundays are in a league of their own) to be like this. I mean, nobody got shot and I didn't have to have anything surgically removed from a single one of my orifices. to me, that means success.
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