I don't get it...
so I was bored of watching the astros leave men on the bases, and basically handing the game to the cards. too early to watch the über hotness that is cameran, and not wanting to give my liver another smackdown, I decided to flip channels. working my way down the dial to pbs, I crossed fox. "american idol" was on, and I decided to watch in hopes of catching another glimpse of william hung.
this fuckin' show is the worst offender of the shittiest of shit shows. how this show hasn't been cancelled after the first season is beyond me. karaoke bars are boring as fuck when you are sober. watching people on karaoke television makes me want to toss my tv out the window.
not only that abortion of a show has survived, but has launched legit (and I use the term loosely) musical careers of the winners. and to add further insult to injury, the runners-up. complete with chart topping singles, multiplatinum record sales, feature films, and a fuckin' pot bust. proving that the american public will buy something if it's promoted long enough.
judging this stable of assclowns is a group of total douchebags: simon, let's list the things he's done to deserve to be a "celebrity".
crickets chirping. that's what I thought, I couldn't come up with anything either. he has a brit accent and sits on his ass while berating people. somehow this scored him a gig on fox. paula abdul, wipe that shit stain of a mole off your face, bitch. I thought this laker girl's fifteen minutes were up after she shot that video with that cartoon cat. everytime I think this skank has finally cemented her status as a "has been", she comes back. the fat black guy. who the fuck is this guy, and what is his name? my point exactly.
