stuffing my pockets...
who needs to spend extra money for thick, super absorbent napkins when you can achieve the same effect with my fool-proof way. I have the habit of wiping with wads of cheap napkins as if they were really just one big brawny supersuck napkin. if you ever wonder why the napkin dispensers are always empty at your favorite eatery, assume I've just been there.
some people pilfer ketchup packets, others hot sauce...my MO is to stuff my pockets with napkins.
ba-ba-bad to the bone
who needs to spend extra money for thick, super absorbent napkins when you can achieve the same effect with my fool-proof way. I have the habit of wiping with wads of cheap napkins as if they were really just one big brawny supersuck napkin. if you ever wonder why the napkin dispensers are always empty at your favorite eatery, assume I've just been there.
some people pilfer ketchup packets, others hot sauce...my MO is to stuff my pockets with napkins.
ba-ba-bad to the bone