I wrote a hit play

geez, another one bites the dust...

wg and ad got engaged sunday morning. 'bout time. here's a little perspective: they have been together longer than some married couples I know have known each other.

that being said, if my friends continue this pace I'm going to be forced to date a girl that works at william-sonoma in order to afford all these shower/wedding presents I need to purchase. that is the fourth couple I know that has gotten engaged this month. that's right, as in the fantastic 4.

Posted by Stan at 8/31/2004 | Permalink

weekend highlights

"that is a picture of my bathroom, because I never want to be too far away from it..."

"throw all the beer out of the car, I just got pulled over"

"these are not the drunks you are looking for"

"wake up, we got a problem! get a hammer and a screw driver, we have to pop the hinges out of the bathroom door. it's locked" . "oh fuck it, dude. tell her to pee outside in the bushes like the rest of us have"

"we need more beer, and ice"

Posted by Stan at 8/23/2004 | Permalink

scuba stacy was right...

looks like it's going to rain this weekend. starting tonight.

my plan to stand near the school bus stop in a wife beater, broad shorts, and wristband and convince the young ladies that I'm the new character in the O.C. has been foiled.

Posted by Stan at 8/18/2004 | Permalink

finally...

congrats to alison on her engagement. not a big surprise, considering she had already booked the church, registered for presents, and has already started shopping for a dress.

she finally got her "ring".

my precioussssss,
smeagol/gollum

Posted by Stan at 8/16/2004 | Permalink

you can derelick my balls, capitan

"how can you confuse the word cachaca as being french?" she said.

I had originally thought that the word cachaca (with that weird c letter that the french are so fond of) was indeed, french. but this chick corrected me. it is portuguese. it's not my fault that all foreign languages sound like a single crazy language to me.

ciao,

facia di culo

Posted by Stan at 8/07/2004 | Permalink

any sun/anti-sun

in an effort to bring some color to my pipes I totally charred my flesh. yes, I achieved the desired "lobster" hue...but no one informed me that I'd be sporting some nice blisters to go along with the new scheme. maybe they did, but I may have been under the influence of beer, sangria, cherry bombs, and bikinis to pay attention.

well, at least I didn't dislocate my finger on the rope swing errr m e r e d i t h!

signed,

professional toober

Posted by Stan at 8/05/2004 | Permalink