I wrote a hit play

narrowest of margins

I made up a 69 point deficit in our college football pool this weekend to reclaim my rightful lead. what is even more strange is that now I'm ahead by 6 points...and we'll have 9 games to choose from this week/end.

this one is in the bag

Posted by Stan at 11/23/2004 | Permalink

"looser"

am I the one only that notices that girls stuggle with spelling loser and looser? very bizarre.

he he he

Posted by Stan at 11/17/2004 | Permalink

house cleaning

my template needs a bit of a facelift and a little maintenance. where's my webmonkey when I need her? oh yeah...planning to open up a yoga clinic. a fuckin' yoga clinic?!? I wonder if she'll be able to write me a prescription for the boners I inadvertently pop when engaging in the 'erect leaping dolphin' position.

Posted by Stan at 11/09/2004 | Permalink

dorking out

ugh, I have a case of the dreaded nintendo finger

sincerely,

the wizard

Posted by Stan at 11/07/2004 | Permalink

...like another hole in my head

lawyers spread like ivy.

congrats to all of my friends that passed the texas bar exam. so far, my friends are batting 1.000 for first time takers. the only person I know that has failed it multiple times is this pompous "colleague" of my friend justin....who is on the verge of getting canned. not to mention that he's a fat ass.

Posted by Stan at 11/05/2004 | Permalink

portland/newport

I about lost my shit when ryan saw himself as a child and 'lil' ryan' was wearing a wifebeater. seriously, has a character in a show ever been so attached to a piece of clothing? was he born in one? does he shower in one? does he tan in one, so just in case he takes it off no one will notice?

maybe he's just one of those never-nudes mentioned on "arrested development"

sincerely,

tobias fünke

Posted by Stan at 11/05/2004 | Permalink