12.12.2004

day in the life of a huge timer...

I now have my very own private "torcedor". her name is felicia. she's a cuban ex-patriate living in miami. she's going to help me create my very own vitola. a 6.9" x 69 gauge beast called, el señor truman.

I'll keep you updated.

Posted by Stan at 12/12/2004 |

12.06.2004

rose bowling

we are playing in the grandaddy of them all.

forget about whether or not texas or cal deserved it more. that is a valid debate that has been hashed out ad nauseum. cal had a juicy steak on its plate and the waiter came and took the plate and said "sorry, I think you ordered the spam." the same system that screwed us last year served cal with the same bitter wine that we have tasted before. they may have actually ordered the spam, but it still sucks to have your steak taken away

f the haters

Posted by Stan at 12/06/2004 |

12.01.2004

I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one...

just heard on the radio that jay-z done knocked up some chick that works at bet. now I know what some of you maybe be thinking:

damn jay-hovah was dating beyonce, he fucked up a very good thing.

what you, reader, fail to realize is that this sort of thing goes on all over the ghetto. jiggaman probably had baby momma drama before this, and this certainly won't be the last.

as a fan I'm elated for jay-z. I thought motherfucker was going soft. a rape charge would have probably been cooler, but at least he's back in the game.

can I get a fuck you?

Posted by Stan at 12/01/2004 |