6.30.2005
6.29.2005
women are stupid and fucked in the head...
...all rolled into one.
maybe the reason I'm still single is because I decoded relationship dynamics long ago. I'm so far beyond that bullshit that I don't even waste my time on that frivolous shit. I've been holding onto this little revelation while I was putting a book together, but now that I'm rich I don't need the money so I'm going to gift the world my wisdom. you are welcome.
things would be easier if chicks would come to the realization that:
they are the crazy ones. they have no penis and are therefore crazy.
we [men]are stupid. we have a penis and are therefore stupid.
women are crazy, men are stupid.
women think irrationally and get to where they are without following proper order of things. say, like...continue dating someone even though they know it isn't going to work out, but finding some way to rationalize it to themselves.
men will think rationally -- yes, this is a proven scientific fact, figure out the right and wrong thing to do, then do the wrong thing anyway. say, like...knowing the chick they are dating isn't going to be cool with him fucking other skirts, but doing it anyway.
as an added bonus I'm going to give you the answer as to why chicks can't sever their emotional tether to their exes. see, if they aren't with him any longer, they continue to talk about him. why? women are silly. their guy is/was a prick, which they no longer date. they dated him long enough to discover this flaw and then they (rightfully) bailed. so let it go. but they don't.
and yes, once again -- women are crazy. it has been established long ago (I believe in genesis, actually) that women are fucked in the head. it was also established long ago (I believe in genesis, as well) that men know this and take advantage of it so as to always appear innocent. and since women are so fucked in the head, they let themselves get mindfucked into believing it themselves.
this, my friends, is the axis upon which our world turns.
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...all rolled into one.
maybe the reason I'm still single is because I decoded relationship dynamics long ago. I'm so far beyond that bullshit that I don't even waste my time on that frivolous shit. I've been holding onto this little revelation while I was putting a book together, but now that I'm rich I don't need the money so I'm going to gift the world my wisdom. you are welcome.
things would be easier if chicks would come to the realization that:
they are the crazy ones. they have no penis and are therefore crazy.
we [men]are stupid. we have a penis and are therefore stupid.
women are crazy, men are stupid.
women think irrationally and get to where they are without following proper order of things. say, like...continue dating someone even though they know it isn't going to work out, but finding some way to rationalize it to themselves.
men will think rationally -- yes, this is a proven scientific fact, figure out the right and wrong thing to do, then do the wrong thing anyway. say, like...knowing the chick they are dating isn't going to be cool with him fucking other skirts, but doing it anyway.
as an added bonus I'm going to give you the answer as to why chicks can't sever their emotional tether to their exes. see, if they aren't with him any longer, they continue to talk about him. why? women are silly. their guy is/was a prick, which they no longer date. they dated him long enough to discover this flaw and then they (rightfully) bailed. so let it go. but they don't.
and yes, once again -- women are crazy. it has been established long ago (I believe in genesis, actually) that women are fucked in the head. it was also established long ago (I believe in genesis, as well) that men know this and take advantage of it so as to always appear innocent. and since women are so fucked in the head, they let themselves get mindfucked into believing it themselves.
this, my friends, is the axis upon which our world turns.
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2005 national champs
not bad for a team that was supposed to get clubbed by the mighty $ec.
not bad for a team that was supposed to get clubbed by the mighty $ec.
6.20.2005
ipod favorites
the killers - "mr. brightside" (thin white duke remix)
iron and wine - "such great heights" (the postal service cover)
iron and wine - "lion's mane"
neutral milk hotel - "in the aeroplane over the sea"
kaiser chiefs - "I predict a riot"
the killers - "mr. brightside" (thin white duke remix)
iron and wine - "such great heights" (the postal service cover)
iron and wine - "lion's mane"
neutral milk hotel - "in the aeroplane over the sea"
kaiser chiefs - "I predict a riot"
6.14.2005
bye ole miss...
horns mow down yet another sec foe. the ole miss rebels. I feel a great disturbance in the force...as if thousands of rebels cried out in terror, and were silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
we rule
horns mow down yet another sec foe. the ole miss rebels. I feel a great disturbance in the force...as if thousands of rebels cried out in terror, and were silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
we rule
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