welcome to laguna beach, bitch
another season, yippe! I haven't been this excited since I was informed jessica simpson would be attending my friend's wedding last year.
now that I have confirmed the ages of the 3 main female characters on the show I can comment on their hotness without fear of being thrown in the slammer or having to register as a sex offender.
in terms of hotness:
1. kristin
hot, hot, hot. even her imperfections -- those pockmarks to the right side of her mouth -- make her even more beautiful. sexy. she says she's "dating" matt leinart. leinart says he was nailing some hotass high school chick every once in a while. semantics is such a bitch.
2. l.c.
she really does it for me. because is the seductive gaze she constantly wastes on stephen. that dumb fuck blows her off to go talk to kristin, who really could give a shit for the chode. surely one of the reasons I keep watching is because I want to see stephen get eaten by a great white shark while he is surfing. seriously, what a little conflicted bitch that dude is.
3. lo
gorgeous and totally adorable. she strikes me as a chick would be completely faithful and devoted, surprised she is still single. what a cosmic shame. if I had to pick a girl from that show to marry I would pick her 69 times out of 69.
on another note, why did they have to pick brunettes for the show that looked like dehydrated dog turds compared to the blondes? I refuse to believe there aren't any hot brunettes in laguna.
I realize this show is pretty much crap but I have accepted the fact that is the only type of tv I enjoy watching.
another season, yippe! I haven't been this excited since I was informed jessica simpson would be attending my friend's wedding last year.
now that I have confirmed the ages of the 3 main female characters on the show I can comment on their hotness without fear of being thrown in the slammer or having to register as a sex offender.
in terms of hotness:
1. kristin
hot, hot, hot. even her imperfections -- those pockmarks to the right side of her mouth -- make her even more beautiful. sexy. she says she's "dating" matt leinart. leinart says he was nailing some hotass high school chick every once in a while. semantics is such a bitch.
2. l.c.
she really does it for me. because is the seductive gaze she constantly wastes on stephen. that dumb fuck blows her off to go talk to kristin, who really could give a shit for the chode. surely one of the reasons I keep watching is because I want to see stephen get eaten by a great white shark while he is surfing. seriously, what a little conflicted bitch that dude is.
3. lo
gorgeous and totally adorable. she strikes me as a chick would be completely faithful and devoted, surprised she is still single. what a cosmic shame. if I had to pick a girl from that show to marry I would pick her 69 times out of 69.
on another note, why did they have to pick brunettes for the show that looked like dehydrated dog turds compared to the blondes? I refuse to believe there aren't any hot brunettes in laguna.
I realize this show is pretty much crap but I have accepted the fact that is the only type of tv I enjoy watching.