8.28.2005

hurricane party

I'm staying up all night in my garage, smoking cuban cigars, boozing and running the generator. I will reflect upon all the good times I had in nola.

Posted by Stan at 8/28/2005 |

8.19.2005

boom chick a bow wow...



when engaged in such a personal and intimate maneuver, I think we should give the shuttle and the 747 some privacy. maybe a hangar with a lava lamp and some marvin gaye playing.

Posted by Stan at 8/19/2005 |

8.18.2005

my gym...

if you took a casual glance at the cardio section of my gym, you'd think everyone there was a ceo, because they are busy yapping on their phone after inane shit.

Posted by Stan at 8/18/2005 |

8.15.2005

damn laser printer

I think I pulled my tit unloading the printer at the service center.

I'd like to kick the shit out of the aggie that decided having an hp service center on the second floor of an elevator less building would be a good idea.

poor aggie.

Posted by Stan at 8/15/2005 |

8.02.2005

check it...

one of my fans sent me the following:

kristin's blog

now you can quit asking me if she was dating leinart, ask her yourself motherfuckers.

Posted by Stan at 8/02/2005 |