representin'where has stan been the past few days?
rather than just workin' it, as is normally the case, I've been actually
working. imagine that.
I'll spare you the details of how katrina has affected me and some of my close friends personally. fortunately, they have insurance, great jobs, and their health. I'm confident they'll be back on their feet soon. even at the risk of yours truly no longer having a place to crash at in nola.
I will share with you one particularly strange episode of how katrina has affected me. for the past month or so I've been taking on a bigger workload as we've had some guys working on offsite projects. unlike trent in "swingers" I'm truly the guy behind the guy, behind the guy. no shit. so seeing that these gentlemen are temporarily out, everything gets funneled to me. phone calls, visitors, and occassional visits from "the man". this is severely cutting into the general jackassery and internet surfing I do at the office. the other day I had an interesting visit.
I had to sit and go through an application and interview process with a family of three who had just arrived on texan soil a few days ago. they are living with a relative who used to do our i.t. work a couple of years ago and landed a permanent job with a bigger company we signed a service contract with. they wanted to do the same thing. but only with us. I wasn't aware we had a "help wanted" sign hung in front of our building
the only problem was that they haven't yet had the chance to adjust to life here. they expected me to place them in jobs similar to the ones they held in new orleans. the father was a high level sales executive, the mother had twenty years experience in a bank and the son had a graduate degree in hotel management. hotel management, the only hotel management I do is decide whether to stay at a W or a four seasons when I travel, and I can do that just fine by my lonesome. based on the skill tests that I gave them, they were barely qualified to work as a file clerk for us. we have plenty of those, too.
now, obviously, the tests are biased to benefit people whose primary language is english. not cajun. the problem lies in their attitude. when I went over their test scores with them, they listed their qualifications and insisted that there must be some mistake. they said that their typing scores are bad because in new orleans, they had people to type for them. their software scores were bad because in new orleans they had someone to do their computer work for them.
well, if you want to work in houston, texas, you had better learn some skillz. culture shock sucks worse than that piece of shit movie carrot top made a while back.
so, after having retested them all twice, I secretly dialed my cell phone from my desk phone and pretend I had to take an important call regarding an emergency that was going to cause me to leave the office immediately for the rest of the day.
I felt terrible, but some of these people need to learn they'll be forced to make some adjustments until they can go back to their city. just like the junkie I ran into downtown. he wanted me to pay for his metrorail fare back to the dome. sorry jack, but you should whip out that nice debit card you for from fema.