I wrote a hit play

belated greetings...

hope had a very merry xbox. unless that's the sort of thing that offends you, in which case, I hope you had a merry fuckmas.

Posted by Stan at 12/28/2005 | Permalink

ohhh yeah!

don't let the title of the post mislead you. no, this is not another bane attempt to point how much more awesome I am than you because I'm going to the rose bowl. this is about a very important subject: kool-aid.

the taste of any kool-aid product is based 99% on the amount of sugar mixed in with the powder, thus negating any need to label the products with fruit names. in my childhood, there were four flavors of kool-aid: red, orange, purple and yellow. now they have radical cherry, or watermelon blast, as well as sugar free kool-aid, which one can only assume is an empty box. these are not to be trusted.

another riveting post. I know.

Posted by Stan at 12/12/2005 | Permalink

word, bitches...

The University of Texas was able to fill your request for tickets to the 2006 Rose Bowl where Texas will play USC for the National Championship. Your tickets will be shipped within the next week by UPS. If you have any questions about your order, please call the Ticket Office at 512/471-3333 or 800/982-BEVO.

Below is the address where your tickets will be sent. If there are any discrepancies or errors, please REPLY by 12:00 noon on Monday, December 12. We cannot change anything after that time. Your mailing address is:

mi casa
houston, tx


Thanks for your support of the Longhorn football team and enjoy your trip to Pasadena!

Hook 'em Horns

UT Ticket Office

Posted by Stan at 12/11/2005 | Permalink

last night was strange indeed...

I'm still trying to figure out how you can participate in a "wife swap" as a bachelor? I had no idea was such a hot commodity. another great idea was playing drinking games at the bar after closing time and then moving the party down the block to my boy sto's house. so much for married/engaged couples being more mature than us single assclowns.

chicks are silly drunks. and I gets silly by association. at one point someone made a rule that you couldn't talk to anyone, only via text messages. christ. checking my outbox this morning was a jolting experience. I'll probably have to send some cash scrillah with my xmas cards to apologize for some misfired texts that went to the wrong people in the wee hours of the day. haven't done that since circa 2002 when I inadvertently drunk dialed stacy instead of stofer. I should have been tickets for driving my cellphone directory while intoxicated.

oh and I think there was some group showering involved, but I don't really remember much from about 12:30am until 7:17am this morning.

Posted by Stan at 12/10/2005 | Permalink

what do the following people have in common...

lindsay lohan
kristen from laguna beach
snoop dogg
britney spear's ex-husband (jason something)
tara reid and her sister

answer: just some of the people invited to our rose bowl party. or so my friend claims. kristen from laguna beach you say? as my boy natro rsvp'd last week: "I regret to inform that I accept".

let the vinsanity begin.

p.s. the wynn sportsbook has posted a bet on whether I'll actually make my return flight on january 5th.

Posted by Stan at 12/08/2005 | Permalink