long ass weekendthis is the condensed version of the events that took place late last week and this weekend.
nathan, leigh, stacy and I went to dinner. I ate a bad oyster that kicked my ass. no, I did not puke but my legs got weak, my head started pounding and I got cold sweats. this left me incapacitated for the rest of the evening. I had to bug out early like a pussy so stacy would take me home.
thursday morning found me still weak and laid up on the couch. I only had dress shoes to wear and no car. no food at the house 'cept for a bottle of veuve cliquot, left over tortellini from an unknown date and crystal light pink lemonade mix in the pantry. I went for the crystal light, but didn't realize it was the 2-quart mix serving until I had allready poured it into a regular sized glass. had to dilute that sumbitch 6 or 9 times before it stopped tasting like maple syrup.
nathan finally showed up at 3pm to pick my ass up.
went to heb and stocked up on beer and breakfast food...we were going to mooch off carol for the rest of our meals or consume them in liquid form.
finally made it to our dump in concan by 8pm.
went up to carol's house at 8:15pm. got hammered and left her house after she turned in at 1:45ish am. but not before she dished out some interesting info on which girls had crushes on whom in college. hooray for girls expecting guys to read in between the lines. bitches.
natro and I dragged a cooler by the river bank and left at 4am.
woke up at 7:45am to discover that our septic tank decided to rip a huge fart. had to fry some bacon to mask the aroma.
carol came to visit, uncle stan played with her kids.
nathan and I walked down to the country store to buy some ice and try to scam some tail for me. one of our two wasn't bad.
drank, played the guitar, smoked cigars, pitched horseshoes and gave the rest of our party directions to the house.
thom and meredith arrived around 4pm, or when we had started our 3rd pitcher of mojitos. the rest of the attendees began to trickle in.
went to house pasture. listened to luke olson.
went back to the river until 4am, again.
floated all day.
eat king ranch casserole.
drank some more
woke up.
cooked breakfast.
drove back to houston.
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