I wrote a hit play

reese witherspoon and ryan phillippe are done. of course, I'm fully prepared to be reese's rebound stud en route to her more abusive relationships with men who aren't as sensitive to a woman's needs as I am.

Posted by Stan at 10/30/2006 | Permalink

so apparently there's a bit of concern among the troops regarding the time overlap of the horns' game on saturday with the first shower for nathan and leigh.

the following email exchange just took place:

From: T** B***** <******@gmail.com> Mailed-By: gmail.com
To: bunch of dudes
Date: Oct 26, 2006 11:49 AM
Subject: game vs partay

How is this party Saturday revolving around a 6pm kickoff? Game watching plans?

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From: stan <8888888888@gmail.com> Mailed-By: gmail.com
To: T** B**** <*******@gmail.com>
Cc: bunch of dudes
Date: Oct 26, 2006 12:01 PM
Subject: Re: game vs partay

the game will usually start around six . we start the party around eight. I don't worry about nothin' no, 'cause worring's a waste of my fuckin' time.

mr. stanstone

Posted by Stan at 10/26/2006 | Permalink

can't remember the last time I spent an entire weekend in the h. oh yeah, the rice game. silly me.

I don't know what to do with myself. might check out some smokers. hit up the galleria to buy a present for yet another wedding shower. or I might find me an old japanese lady skilled in the art of origami to fold my flat ass feet back into shape.

Posted by Stan at 10/22/2006 | Permalink

I need a foot massage. if my feet were any flatter I'd have to go training bra shopping for them.

Posted by Stan at 10/19/2006 | Permalink

is about to get a taste of me. if all goes well I won't be doing too much conferencing in this conference. sadly, the golf clubs are staying home. see you in a week.

Posted by Stan at 10/16/2006 | Permalink

sunshine express aka bevo viii, was put down on monday.

I'll miss you, buddy.

Posted by Stan at 10/11/2006 | Permalink

yet another red river shootout. however, the same could not be said of my larynx. the little bugger finally came back to me yesterday.

texas:

28-10
primo's fish tacos -- friday night pre-game meal two years in a row; two wins agains the refugees from the north. coincidence?
chicks at the loon
drinks at the loon
jorts!
new jumbotron at the cotton bowl
ad having a losing record against texas

ou:

welshers
okies
long ass lines to the cheap beer booths -- shit, everyone knows about them now.
the second quarter
my smell shirt after the fair.

I'd like to thank the tenants of the coca-cola food court for giving me the option of licking a free meal off my shirt, if I so wanted, sunday morning when I was packing.

Posted by Stan at 10/10/2006 | Permalink

deet-ditty-deet-deet. this just in...

ou sucks

Posted by Stan at 10/04/2006 | Permalink

between the hours of 3:14am-3:53am or 4:09am-4:32am this past saturday morning I managed to fuck up my right shoulder. I discovered it when I tried to soap my left shoulder in the shower -- after the booze and endorphins wore off. this unfortunate injury has rendered me useless.



I cannot lay on the couch. luckily, I'm still able to shift the gears on my internet ferrari. I'm hoping to get better by this weekend so I can drop my shoulder lean on the city of dallas. the success of this weekend's lower greenville scene depends on my ability to perform.

Posted by Stan at 10/03/2006 | Permalink

gangsta: back porch of star bar
wanksta: kate's coworkers

gangsta: roppolo's pizzeria cart parked in front of little woodrow's
wanksta: nathan eating half of my slice

gangsta: $127.87 tab
wanksta: checking out the olive oyl feet belonging to one of kate's coworkers when I dropped the pen next to her boats

gangsta: vitamin water and tamale house
wanksta: having to wait on kate and leigh to roll out of bed

gangsta: the meatnormous sandwich
wanksta: being too full to drink beer

gangsta: meredith's sangria
wanksta: only having half a styrofoam cup before it was cashed

gangsta: killing the #5 el rey at santa rita after the game
wanksta: leigh correctly pointing out that having an eating contest was a bad idea

gangsta: arin paying for my meal
wanksta: weight of the el rey compressing my spine the rest of the night

Posted by Stan at 10/02/2006 | Permalink