I wrote a hit play

so I was just having a conversation with a client about his apiary. who knew that aside from being a pilot this guy also moonlights as a beekeeper hobbist:

me: wait, you want to build a what in your backyard?
him: an apiary
me: hmm, interesting
him: I finally followed through on one of my harebrained ideas and now I have a pair of brand new hives full of russian bees
me: oh, THAT kind of apiary. I thought you had gorillas or something
him: as I understand it, bees fly out of apiaries

man, he really hung a meatball for me to clobber, but I had to exercise a little self-restraint.

Posted by Stan at 5/24/2007 | Permalink

today I will take half a day off to celebrate the birth of my personal jesus: vincent paul young.

Posted by Stan at 5/18/2007 | Permalink

today, I'm sporting a set of mizuno wave renegade 3 kicks. renegade 'cause that's how I roll.

they look utterly speedy -- and sexy -- on my feet.

derrty derrty you know how I do.

Posted by Stan at 5/16/2007 | Permalink

I'm going to be the godfather of this child


scary.

seriously. this is better at attracting chicks than having a puppy. I can't wait to babysit in austin. I'm going to be unstoppable.

Posted by Stan at 5/07/2007 | Permalink